Remember that bike you had that got stolen? Remember that other bike you had that also got stolen? Well this Saturday at 9 a.m., DPS, is generously offering us the chance to buy them back!
Provided that you show up Friday night around 7 p.m.
Those impounded bikes go for the low, low price of $25. Like certain other purveyors of bicycles around the University campus, DPS only takes cash. But since the prices are so much lower, you won’t feel as though you are walking around with enough cash to buy several crates of illegal narcotics.
So get out your barbeque and your sleeping bag and try not to feel bad about the fact that, if you still have your new bike next week, you will probably be pulled over for jay biking.
DPS giveth, and DPS taketh away.