DPS Crime alerts are NEVER this interesting
The countless emails students receive from various echelons of USC administration can be grating. Surely it isn’t necessary to have separate email accounts for “USC Athletics,” “USC Football” and “VictoryEmail?” And if it is, shouldn’t there also be “Defeat Email” for when we lose to University of Oregon?
For those ambitious enough to actually open the emails, the reward is seldom worth the effort.
At Cornell though, a screw up by some lowly staff members made the campus wide email system exponentially more interesting than it had ever been.
By accident, two business school employees managed to CC the entire campus on their very private and very descriptive sex emails.
Tamer highlights include:
“I can practically FEEL your torturous little fingernails flitting across my stomach, and they’re making me ACHE with the desire for RELEASE!!! :)”
The smiley emoticon really brings home the desire here.
Who knows, maybe the next Visions & Voices email will be more descriptive about coming events…if you get my drift.