Shame on your under-educated pet.
"I can practically FEEL your torturous little fingernails flitting across my stomach, and they're making me ACHE with the desire for RELEASE!!! :)"
Don't take fashion advice from the Wall Street Journal.
"At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could have been considered a rational thought."
Look, a sexy firefighter! That's the first one I've seen all night!
Nag your future self.
College student in search of personal assistant, grip on reality.
Someone's poisoning the coffee at Harvard.
Seems like we make this mistake every year.
I wish Hot Pockets would start handing out free samples, too.