Americans focused on the wrong hunger problem
By Soojin Yoon · Daily Trojan
November 18, 2009 (2 days ago) at 10:56 pm
Can you believe itâs been one year?
A full 365 days!
Fifty-two weeks!
Two seasons of Gâs to Gents!
Yes, believe it or not, an entire year has passed since the great chocolate milk debacle of 2008.
Last year in Barrington, Ill., the school district voted to eliminate all flavored milk products from the lunch menu of elementary and middle [...]
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Students, protect yourselves against the pig
By Soojin Yoon · Daily Trojan
November 11, 2009 (2 weeks ago) at 11:10 pm
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he had the swine flu.
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
As much as he could before he caught the swine flu.
Whereâs Waldo?
I donât know, but thereâs probably a rash of swine flu cases there.
Jokes aside, the H1N1 virus is everywhere.
Just as potent [...]
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Students should have input in successor
By Soojin Yoon · Daily Trojan
November 4, 2009 (3 weeks ago) at 10:11 pm
On Monday, USC President Steven B. Sample announced his retirement in August, bringing an end to a 19-year tenure marked by great achievement in the academic, athletic and financial profiles of the university.
The progress made under Sampleâs leadership is easily quantifiable â the schoolâs ranking has risen from 51st to a highly respectable 26th in [...]
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Food options leave students in the dark
By Soojin Yoon · Daily Trojan
October 28, 2009 (4 weeks ago) at 9:40 pm
Whatâs for dinner?
Itâs a question thatâs perplexed mankind on a daily basis since the beginning of time.
Unfortunately, if youâre a USC student, the correct answer is ânothing on campus during the weekendsâ Ââ unless youâre lucky enough to have a meal plan for either of the decadent dining halls on campus.
Currently, all specialty cafes as [...]
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Union churlishly rails on Metrolink cameras
By Soojin Yoon · Daily Trojan
October 21, 2009 (5 weeks ago) at 9:30 pm
As a general rule, when something is broken, itâs in the interest of at least one party to try to fix it.
The task of remedying the situation is made even easier if the root of the problem is easily identifiable.
These statements seem like no-brainers that merit no further argument.
Unless, of course, youâre the Brotherhood of [...]
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Letter to the UC student: Expect to pay more
By Soojin Yoon · Daily Trojan
October 14, 2009 at 9:37 pm
Dear prospective applicant of the University of California class of 2014,
What do you want to be when you grow up?
A successful businessman? Lawyer? An engineer perhaps?
All solid choices, no doubt.
But before you answer, you should know that your decision will have a huge impact on your time at any of the 10 esteemed and nationally [...]
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28th Street closure could cause headaches
By Soojin Yoon · Daily Trojan
October 7, 2009 at 10:09 pm
To close or not to close? That is the question â or is it?
Recently, Greek senators in the Undergraduate Student Government decided to re-examine a past proposal that would effectively close off 28th Street to automobile traffic, with the exception of Department of Public Safety vehicles and emergency transportation.
The pitch for a blockade of the [...]
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Government tax on soft drinks gets canned
By Soojin Yoon · Daily Trojan
September 30, 2009 at 10:50 pm
We are fat.
This is according to a study conducted by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention that reveals 63 percent of adult Americans have a body mass index in excess of 25.0, and are therefore overweight.
And the fact that obesity in American children has tripled in the past 30 years.
Or a report from the [...]
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Faux newspapers infringe upon respectability
By Soojin Yoon · Daily Trojan
September 23, 2009 at 11:09 pm
In a move that would make Ashton Kutcher proud, a group known as the Yes Men printed and placed into circulation 100,000 fake copies of the New York Post Monday morning.
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Obama not a âjackassâ for rebuking Kanye
By Soojin Yoon · Daily Trojan
September 17, 2009 at 10:36 am
Unless youâve been hiding out in a spider hole in Tikrit for the last couple of days, chances are that the backlash from Kanye Westâs MTV Video Music Awards meltdown has found a cozy home in your inner ear with no departure date on the horizon. Saturating the airwaves with the voracity of a freshly [...]
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