STU swarming with beezies…no, bees

Student Union Building was evacuated yesterday so that USC workers could finally harvest the honey from the bee hives hidden in the elevator shaft.

Well, since no one knew about the nest  until the building was attacked by bees on Sunday afternoon, there was never actually any plan to profit from the misfortune of Daily Trojan staff and other administration who narrowly escaped the insect insurgency.

UNLESS…the bees were part of a larger faculty conspiracy that also involves the alleged petting zoo on the fourth floor of the book store?

Unlikely. Just be happy the DT were able to get out a paper today. And in the meantime, consider why anyone would ever want to be a beekeeper.