All 47 Miley Cyrus album tracks ranked from “bestest” to “best”


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Miley Cyrus is my personal Jesus. There’s something magnetic about her un-manicured and DGAF attitude at a time when pop culture seems to be veering toward the polished Taylor Swift & Co. singer/models of the world. Basically, I think she’s twerktastic.

In honor of her existence and her hosting the VMAs this year, I’ve ranked her songs from “bestest” to “best” – (because even though some aren’t great, Miley is, so by transitive property they get my seal of approval).

Enjoy!

  1. Do My Thang
  2. Drive
  3. Hands In The Air
  4. Love Money Party
  5. Wrecking Ball
  6. Party In The U.S.A
  7. Two More Lonely People
  8. We Can’t Stop
  9. Can’t Be Tamed
  10. Fly On The Wall
  11. 7 Things
  12. #GETITRIGHT
  13. Stay
  14. FU
  15. Adore
  16. When I Look At You
  17. On My Own
  18. My Darlin’
  19. Rooting For My Baby
  20. Obsessed
  21. Someone Else
  22. Talk is Cheap
  23. Maybe Your Right
  24. Forgiveness and Love
  25. 4×4
  26. Before The Storm (Jonas Brothers)
  27. The Driveway
  28. Scars
  29. Take Me Along
  30. Every Rose Has Its Thorn
  31. Full Circle
  32. My Heart Beats For Love
  33. Bottom of the Ocean
  34. See You Again
  35. The Driveway
  36. Permanent December
  37. Simple Song
  38. Goodbye
  39. These Four Walls
  40. SMS (Bangerz)
  41. Who Owns My Heart
  42. Wake Up America
  43. Robot
  44. Breakout
  45. Kicking and Screaming
  46. Girls Just Want To Have Fun
  47. Liberty Walk