If your cat isn’t getting the salary you know he deserves, maybe it’s time to consider going over his resumé and enrolling him in a four-year degree program.
Take Colby Nolan. He is a housecat with an MBA from Trinity Southern University, who, prior to enrolling in said institution, worked a paper route, had a job at a fast-food restaurant and baby sat.
If your cat is just sitting around and napping all day, he is not doing his part.
Colby was actually part of a fraud investigation into diploma mills, companies that give fake diplomas and transcripts in exchange for a fee (around $300).
A list of animals with similar investigative leanings is can be found on Wikipedia (Where else): List of animals with fraudulent diplomas.
So Colby’s degree is a fake. But he’s still doing more for the world than your housepet.