Five things only peanut butter lovers will understand

A wise person once told me that for college students, food falls into only two categories: 1) peanut butter and 2) foods to put peanut butter on. So if you love peanut butter as much as I do, you’ll feel me on this.

When you get that late night craving and the only thing you have to eat in your dorm room is peanut butter, so you end up eating half of the jar.

 

1. When you get that late night craving and the only thing you have to eat in your dorm room is peanut butter, so you end up eating half of the jar.

   2. When Ralphs is out of the creamy JIF so you have to get crunchy.

 3. When you don’t have time to brush your teeth and someone is like, “Did you just eat peanut butter?”

4. When your school is a peanut-free environment so you have to eat your peanut butter sandwich in secret.

5. When people judge you for putting peanut butter on everything.