Get your cat a higher degree!
Shame on your under-educated pet.
Lifestyle Blog
DPS Crime alerts are NEVER this interesting
"I can practically FEEL your torturous little fingernails flitting across my stomach, and they're making me ACHE with the desire for RELEASE!!! :)"
The Snood: This season’s must-have
Don't take fashion advice from the Wall Street Journal.
You could have done worse…
"At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could have been considered a rational thought."
Goodbye, absurdly long Halloween
Look, a sexy firefighter! That's the first one I've seen all night!
Dear FutureMe: I hope you have a job
Nag your future self.
Now Hiring: Errand Boy
College student in search of personal assistant, grip on reality.
Don’t drink the coffee!
Someone's poisoning the coffee at Harvard.
Parents weekend approaches! Turn off your cell phone.
Seems like we make this mistake every year.
Thank you, marketing professionals, for the free stuff!
I wish Hot Pockets would start handing out free samples, too.