Student Union Building was evacuated yesterday so that USC workers could finally harvest the honey from the bee hives hidden in the elevator shaft.
Californians melt in the rain. Just ask your flying monkeysl
Does the candy and condoms bucket make up for the extreme number of fire drills in USC student housing? Probably not.
No camping out on campus! And I don't think DPS would take kindly to bringing barbecues, either.
There is a poor starving student at Harvard who would kill for the privilege of eating your free muffin.
Remember that bike you had that got stolen? Remember that other bike you had that also got stolen? Well this Saturday at 9 a.m., DPS, is generously offering us the chance to buy them back!
Ludacris! The Governator! The Sprinkles Truck!
If you were thinking about seducing your T.A., this is not how to do it.
Did you know you should be waking up earlier? According to COEDmagazine.com, there are actually no more and no less than eight reasons why you should be irritating your roommates before ten o’clock. And you know it’s true because this is the same website reminding us with a feature story on “fripples” (frozen nipples). And […]
I’ve been a columnist at the Daily Trojan for four years, but since no one has offered me a book deal yet, I thought I’d try blogging and see if that doesn’t help. It worked for LOLcats — why not Folk Laur? Look for my posts every day. Well, every weekday. Ok, most weekdays. (Mondays […]